they're married.. but they're getting married

As I'm sitting here, I'm wondering to myself. How the hell can two people, (my brother & his oh so smart fiance'), get married and do absolutely nothing about it?! Apparentally my mother is stuck with the huge responsibility of planning their wedding. I mean hello!!! It's not her wedding and she's stuck planning it? Oh yeah I forgot, it's her "wedding present" to them. Does she not even understand how much planning you have to do for a freakin wedding? So my brother's thick accented fiance (she's mexican) came up with the color aqua but of course when she says it, it sounds like agua haha. Anyways, they're supposedly inviting 200 random people and I'm like how can the both of you, put together, know 200 people! That's impossible. It's supposed to be in September and the only thing my mother as done for THEM, is find a "coordinator" whatever that is, a place for the tuxedos, and some other stuff. It's stressful on me and I'm not even planning this thing. Oh did I forget to mention that they're ALREADY MARRIED! Yes, in a courthouse the week after my brother came home from Marine Bootcamp. So basically this whole thing is just a show! A huge expensive show! Well, atleast I won't be spending any of my money on this thing, just hope everything goes smoothly for my mom's sake.. not theirs.